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Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.


1.) Your name?



A very honest man who is freakishly horny. He gets hard an average of 45 times per day. Many woman like him and dream of having sex with him. He is a player but everyone loves him because he is sweet like candy. He has an overactive imagination and can make up very sexual stories that can turn anyone on and get them wet like a lake.
It felt like Julian was taking over my body.

I was having a wet dream thanks to Julian.

Have you ever experienced a Julian inside you?

Damn you are harder than a Julian!

(Da verguenza publicar esto...XD)


2.) Your age?



The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional)


3.) One of your friends?



1) A hairy beast that eats cookies all day everyday and never gets fat.
2) Has been called a "Jo-Bro" on several occasions including halloween.
3) Is seen carring a piece of paper at all times.
4) Is in love with the twilight saga and has read the book "twilight" 10 times in a row without sleeping while eating cookies. 5) People usually confuse his legs for bushes with spiders on them. You wouldn't like to see david gomez when he doesn't shave, it's unholy and unkind, beware!!!! 6) If you have to much hair on your face he will come after you because he is a very sensitive person about hair. You are extremely lucky if you don't see him moving his tongue side to side in his mouth, he always does that....and he is and he is a freak of nature.

Daniel: Have you seen that dave lately? He is always moving his tongue side to side when he says hi to me.

Chills: Yeah, I know! He attacked me because I have too much hair on my face!!

Daniel: Well..maybe you should shave.

Chills: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Un ser magico, si...pero no tiene el titulo de Astuto comerdor de galletitas saladas!!!)


4.) What should you be doing?



eat ( P ) Pronunciation Key (t)
v. ate, (t) eat·en, (tn) eat·ing, eats
v. tr.
1. To take into the body by the mouth for digestion or absorption
2. Vulgar slang. To perform oral sex on
3. Informal. To bother or annoy
4. To destroy, ravage, or use up by or as if by ingesting


5.) Favorite color?



1.A type of phase people go through when they want to be cool.
2.Sometimes referenced as a compliment.

1.Man I wish I was black.

2.Look at Mark dance...he's so black.


6.) Birthplace?



If something is the real thing.

"yes mate, is that jacket madrid?"


7.) Month of your birth?



November is the month before October and before December. In Chinese mythology, the end of this month 28th and 30th signifies the birth of two lovers - Ke Er and Ming En, who later becomes dieties in the heavens. November ("Shi-Yi-Yue" in Mandarin, is also known as "Ji-Wei-Ai-Ri" to the Dan Ma Xi tribe)
They are worshipped by few Chinese tribes today.

"Let us pray for good harvest in November"


8.) Last person you talked to?



the best girl to ever live
funny, creative, energetic, and caring all at the same time
a crazy maniac who gets hype all the time
some might say she's a druggy

"Marina is my best friend"
"yea we hang after school getting it done" Very important to wait until "Vicky" is in a crowd so no wife/girlfriend becomes suspicious.

(jejeje, excelente...^^)


9.) One of your nicknames?




Someone who excels at hacky sack, poker and beer pong. A person who is very attractive, witty, cunning and highly intelligent.
Jules walked in the door and instantly everyone was enlightened by his presence.

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Y me vengare...hay un solo, mejor dicho, una sola tageada...



muajajajajaja...y no tienes excusas...que estas de mini-vacaciones!!! XD